Step one. Apply apron. Assure him that it is not pink, it is "salmon".
Step two. Skim the surface of the bath.
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Step three. Apply first colour.
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Step four. Apply additional colours.
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Step five. Stir and rake.
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Step six. Comb then stir a little more.
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Step seven. Have the assistant lay the paper, pull it off, and rinse.
Step eight. Admire the results.
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Repeat, ad infinitum, or until the kid hears the The Wiggles show starting.
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